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I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
My name is Dave a.k.a Lord Maximus Age: Nobody needs to know. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
Hair: Red Eye color: dark brown True Story everyone so don't laugh please:"A girl died in 1933. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
Author has written 82 stories for Code Lyoko, Danny Phantom, Invader Zim, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, Mass Effect, Total Drama series, Reboot, Cartoon X-overs, Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Ace Lightning, Steven Universe, Codename: Kids Next Door, Terminator, Battlestar Galactica, Star Wars, Star Trek Online, Sym-Bionic Titan, Firefly, Star Fox, Thunder Cats, Misc. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
Tv Shows, Stargate: SG-1, Doctor Who, Samurai Jack, Star Trek: The Original Series, Fusion Fall, Fullmetal Alchemist, Star Trek: 2009, Code Geass, Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Once Upon a Time, Storm Hawks, Guardians of the Galaxy, Avatar: Last Airbender, Deadpool, Sonic the Hedgehog, Harry Potter, Rick and Morty, Game of Thrones, RWBY, Gravity Falls, and Serenity. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.